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I Am Justin Anderson, One Among Many

by Justin Anderson

I am Justin Anderson. I'm a golfer at Concordia College in Moorhead, Minnesota. I'm handsome in a bland, white way, and was ranked 6th on the Concordia men's golf team during the 2000-2001 season. I was 9th the previous season, so the advice of my coach, Peter Hovde, a political science professor with a sort of Mister-Rogers-goes-US-senator kind of look, seems to have improved my grasp of this bland, white game.
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I am Justin Anderson. I was a student at Southern Methodist University (SMU) in Dallas, Texas, where I studied computer science. I enjoy inline skating, vampires, Star Trek, and the music of Nine Inch Nails. But most of all I enjoy inline skating, particularly the "aggressive" variety. In fact, I run the aggressive skating Web site aggressive.com, which doesn't appear to have been updated in years, but still has a message board populated by a few hateful inline skating teenagers. Enjoy!
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I am Justin Anderson. "Guapo" to my buds. I'm a "Super Senior" at the Colorado School Of Mines. Before that, I attended Overland High School in Aurora, Colorado, though I like to call it "Ghetto" High School. Now that I'm in college, I've focused more energy on Ultimate Frisbee and drinking than I previously thought possible. I hope to one day play Ultimate professionally (Ultimate Frisbee players call it "Ultimate"). Also, the ladies can reach me at 1-900-HOT-LOVE.
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I am Justin Anderson. I am an artist, author and webmaster. Have you ever considered what would happen if Hannibal from the A-Team, Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs, and characters from Marvel Comics' Spiderman series all existed in the same universe. I have. In fact, this very concept is one that I have explored in "Hannibal, Hannibal," one of the 50-odd stories I've posted on my Web sites "Maximum Carnage," and "Ultimate Maximum Carnage," both of which are based on the character Carnage from the Spiderman series. Also, I appreciate any constructive feedback.
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I am Justin Anderson. I love to draw. I particularly love to draw elves. At this point, I may be considered one of the better among the several thousand elves artists in my particular elves-art-oriented online community. Female elves, and particularly their asses, seem to be my area of expertise, although I'm also quite good at cleavage and swords.
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I am Justin Anderson. But you might know me better as DJ Hype. You might, that is, if you live in Belleville, Ontario, and you listen to Mix 97. I like to think of myself as "the evolution of radio," But what I mean by that is anybody's guess. Perhaps I mean that I am a radio that has evolved into a walking, talking creature, capable of thought and very similar in appearance to a man. Or, maybe I mean something more high-concept. Why not tune in and find out? Rock on!
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I am Justin Anderson. I feel a kinship to all my fellow Justin Andersons, like brothers, even though we’re not. But if we were, that would be weird because our parents would then have named us all Justin, kind of like George Foreman did with his kids. Except he named them all George. We are all linked by our common name in a strange, Google-powered way. You are all Justin Anderson. I am also Justin Anderson. We are Justin Anderson.
 

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