Three 'Springer' Episodes Unfold Through the Chants of the Studio Audience
by Aaron Abrams
EPISODE ONE: "Swinging Couples"
First Segment Chants:
Take - It - Off
Whore
Red - Head - Whore
Whore
Cow
Take - It - Off
Second Segment Chants:
We - Love - Lesbians
We - Love - Lesbians
Sit - Down - Losers
Third Segment Chants:
Ex - tra - Nuts
Go - To - Oprah
It's - A - Sock
Make - A - Sandwich
Jerry's Final Thought:
"There's nothing wrong with getting together with friends, but doubles is for tennis."
EPISODE TWO: "Sexy Psychics"
First Segment Chants:
Take - It - Off
Let - Us - See
Dia - per
Second Segment Chants:
Do - It - To - Jerry
Read - Jerry's - Underwear
Third Segment Chants:
Give - Him - A - Kiss
Get - On - Your - Knees
Read - His - Fortune
You - Are - Gay
Jerry's Final Thought:
"If you do this, your life is empty."
EPISODE THREE: "Midgets, Midgets, Midgets"
First Segment Chants:
Ti - ny
Ti - ny
Pig - Midget
Second Segment Chants:
Dance
Dance
Mup - pet
Third Segment Chants:
Kiss - On - The - Lips
Let - Us - See
Take - It - Off
Hung - Like - Horses
Jerry's Final Thought:
"Right here, for the one time in their lives, they count."