Three 'Springer' Episodes Unfold Through the Chants of the Studio Audience

by Aaron Abrams

EPISODE ONE: "Swinging Couples"

First Segment Chants:

Take - It - Off
Whore
Red - Head - Whore
Whore
Cow
Take - It - Off

Second Segment Chants:

We - Love - Lesbians
We - Love - Lesbians
Sit - Down - Losers

Third Segment Chants:

Ex - tra - Nuts
Go - To - Oprah
It's - A - Sock
Make - A - Sandwich

Jerry's Final Thought:

"There's nothing wrong with getting together with friends, but doubles is for tennis."

EPISODE TWO: "Sexy Psychics"

First Segment Chants:

Take - It - Off
Let - Us - See
Dia - per

Second Segment Chants:

Do - It - To - Jerry
Read - Jerry's - Underwear

Third Segment Chants:

Give - Him - A - Kiss
Get - On - Your - Knees
Read - His - Fortune
You - Are - Gay

Jerry's Final Thought:

"If you do this, your life is empty."

EPISODE THREE: "Midgets, Midgets, Midgets"

First Segment Chants:

Ti - ny
Ti - ny
Pig - Midget

Second Segment Chants:

Dance
Dance
Mup - pet

Third Segment Chants:

Kiss - On - The - Lips
Let - Us - See
Take - It - Off
Hung - Like - Horses

Jerry's Final Thought:

"Right here, for the one time in their lives, they count."