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Mary-Kate and Ashley Chat Highlight Reel

by Aaron Abrams

(selected "twin" answers, supplied by fascinating twin sensations Mary-Kate and Ashley, in an online "chat")

Part 1: Introductions

MARY-KATE: Hi everyone.
ASHLEY: Hi everyone.
MARY-KATE: Thanks Bob.
ASHLEY: Thank you Bob.
MARY-KATE: That is correct.
ASHLEY: You bet.
MARY-KATE: We have sleepwear.
ASHLEY: We get to Travel!

Part 2: Life As a Twin Sensation

MARY-KATE: We love it.
ASHLEY: We love it.
MARY-KATE: We're having a great time.
ASHLEY: We're having a great time.
MARY-KATE: No we aren't dating anyone from the cast.
ASHLEY: We sleep together when we're scared.
MARY-KATE: It's hard to find cute clothes.
ASHLEY: There's nothing I don't like.

Part 3: Hopes, Dreams, Uncertainty

MARY-KATE: We have to do yoga.
ASHLEY: We don't know yet if we'll be doing a singing career.
MARY-KATE: If I wasn't an actress, I'd really like to be in fashion.
ASHLEY: We started when we were so little.
MARY-KATE: Usually, Ashley and I don't even know when we're on.
ASHLEY: It's so hard to find cute clothes.
MARY-KATE: My mom took us to an audtion when we were nine months old.
ASHLEY: And that was it.

Part 4: Goodbyes, Things to Check Out

MARY-KATE:Ummm...
ASHLEY: Yeah.
MARY-KATE: Thanks.
ASHLEY: Thank you.
MARY-KATE: Hope to be back soon.
ASHLEY: We hope to see you soon.
MARY-KATE: Check out the Mary-Kate and Ashley line at WalMart!
ASHLEY: For the next chat check out Mary-Kate and Ashley.com!
 

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