Real and Disturbing Golden Girls Plot Synopses
by Aaron Abrams
Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist fondled her while she slept during her last visit. When she goes for her next visit she catches Dr. Nogran and shoots him with a waterpic.
Rose having missed her class reunion lets Blanche talk her into going to one and pose as classmates. Once there, Dorothy has a crowing achievement being named queen of the prom, as Cindy Lou Peoples! But then Rose collapses and is rushed into heart surgery.
The girls participate in a murder mystery weekend and Dorothy has a ball when she solves a mystery. But then Blanche is accused committing a real murder.
Dorothy discovering Gloria sleeping with Stan just adds to their sibling rivalry and Sophia has had it so she leaves the girls. But then a hurricane hits.
Sophia decides to jump bail and go back to Sicily. With the threat of Sophia going to jail, the girls reminisce about good times they have spent together.
At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned this prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats".
Blanche wins three tickets to see the opening of Burt Reynolds new movie and passes to the party held afterwards where they could meet him. However, on the evening of the opening, the girls are mistaken for prostitutes and they are dragged to jail.
Dorothy's old friend, Jean comes to Miami for a visit and Dorothy decides not to tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. Then, after spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR, prompts Sophia to rent porno.
Rose almost dies from a throat spasm.
DISTURBING SYNOPSIS FROM OTHER SHOWS
Webster invites a girl over for a harmless sleepover that turns out to be not so harmless.
Alf gets addicted to Cotton.
When his newborn baby becomes ill, Coach Hayden can't take care of him because he's too busy preparing for an important game.
When Debra tells Raymond that he's too selfish in bed and that she wants a little variety he goes out and buys something special to spice things up.
Webster finds that he was "set up" by a gangster.
On a fishing trip, Theo finds a dead body.
Alf misplaces a baby.
Jo opens up about her boyfriend, family and a drug overdose she had when she was 13, shocking her S Club 7 bandmates.
Alf scares Willie's Uncle to death.
A family whose little boy died, forces the father to kidnap Sam, who is shopping for some snacks in a grocery store. After the kidnapping, the man threatens to kill Mr. Drummond if Sam attempts in any way to escape.
Uncle Phil (Ben Vereen) decides to kidnap Webster and run away to Atlanta Georgia.
Jessica begins to quietly research her new novel back in her hometown, Cabot Cove, but she gets caught up in a series of killings.
The cat goes missing.
