A Scientific Study of Hollywood Based on a Statistical Analysis of the Careers of Six Actors Named "Wes"
by Aaron Abrams
WES STUDI
American Cherokee Indian
Born in Oklahoma. Has two Children named Dan and Leah.
Selected Roles:
Kulakinah
Joe Leaphorn
Mingo Sixkiller
Joe Nighttrail
Frank Lightfoot
The Sphinx
Pocatello
Red Cloud
One Horse
Famous Shoes, Kickapoo tracker
One Horse
Sagat
Speaker for the Tribes
Geronimo
Magua
Indian in Desert
Toughest Pawnee
Long Runner
Psycho killer: 5 times
Indian warrior: 9 times
Figment of someone's imagination: 1 time
Romantic lead: 0 times
WESLEY SNIPES
African-American
Grew up in the South Bronx. Voted one of the most promising young actors in 1990.
Selected Roles:
-Blade
-Monroe Hutchen
-Franklin Swift
-Obike Fixx
-Blade
-Noxeema Jackson
-Simon Phoenix
-Roemello Skuggs
-Web Smith
-Sidney Deane
-Flipper Purify
-Nino Brown
-Shadow Henderson
-Willie Mays Hayes
-Mini Max
-Driver
Criminal: 11 times
Cop: 8 times
Athlete: 7 times
Somebody who resorts to violence: 23 times
Sensitive Intellectual: 0 times
WES CHONG
Asian
Roles:
Houseman
Total movies: 1
Servant: 1 time
WES BROWN
Italian
Sometimes goes by the name "Anthony Spinelli." Sometimes "Smith Wesson."
Selected Roles:
-'Actor' in Hard Squeeze (1994) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in In the Bush (1994) (Straight to video)
-'Actor'in Pulp Friction (1994) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Cliff Banger (1993) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Frat Girls of Double D (1993) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Princess Orgasma and the Magic Bed (1993) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Batwoman & Catgirl (1992) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Supermarket Babes in Heat (1992) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Adultery (1989) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in And I Do Windows... Too! (1986) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Sweat (1986) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Aunt Peg's Fulfillment (1981) (Straight to video)
-'Actor' in Suckula (1973) (Straight to video)
-'Johnny' in One Potato, Two Potato (1964)
Total movies: 86
Masculine Romeo of many ladies: 85 times
Criticaly acclaimed movie about racial tension in the sixties: 1 time
Moustache: 86 times
WESLEY BRENT
Female
Selected Roles:
-(uncredited) Showgirl
-(uncredited) Showgirl
-(uncredited) Cover girl contestant
-(uncredited) Dance hall girl
Total movies: 4
Dancer: 4 times
Smiling: 4 times
Pretty: 4 times
Lines: 0 times
WES BENTLEY
Young, White and American. Was once a Waiter at T.G.I Friday's.
Selected Roles:
-Julian
-Matty
-Ricky
-'The Kid'
-Wes
Total movies: 5
Boy next door: 3 times
Romantic lead: 4 Times
Intellectual: 5 times
Sensitve: 5 times
A young man with endless possiblities and the world at his fingers: 5 times
Best Picture winner: 1
