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The Slang I Use

by Justin Anderson

Dude - "Dude, we should go see The Scorpion King tomorrow. I heard it’s good."

Rock(s) - "Dude, we should go see The Scorpion King tomorrow. I heard it rocks."

Yo - "Yo, dude, we should go see The Scorpion King tomorrow. I heard it rocks, yo."

Wicked - "This pizza’s wicked." "I gotta piss wicked bad."

Bomb - "Yo, The Scorpion King was totally bomb."

Hype - "After drinking four cappuccinos, three coffees and a bottle of Coke, T-Ray was really hype."

Wack - "Yo dude, Tony tried to cut in line at the movies yesterday when we went to go see The Scorpion King, and this other dude wacked him in the face. It was so bomb."

Peeps - "Yo dude, tomorrow lets go peeps The Scorpion King."

Phat - "Oh, dude, I peepsed my ex-girlfriend last night and she got so phat. She must have put on about 20 pounds."

Homie - "Yo, after we peeps The Scorpion King, lets go back to my homie and order some pizza. Also, I gotta piss wicked bad. I sure hope The Scorpion King is bomb."

Off The Heazy - "Yo, last night when I was at my homie I peepsed this guy on the news who went crazy at his office, shot some dudes and jumped off the heazy of the building."

Bum Rush - "Remember Donnie, who went to jail for stealing that car? I heard that some big guy gave him the bum rush. Wicked."

Threw Me Down The Stairs, Kicked Me In The Temple And Took My Wallet - "Yo dude, The Scorpion King threw me down the stairs, kicked me in the temple and stole my wallet."
 

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