The Stupid, the Crazy and Other Assorted Questions from the Young Players' Edition of Trivial Pursuit

by Aaron Abrams

STUPID

What are spots on the sun called?
Sunspots.

Is Mr. Clean bald?
Yes.

Does corned beef have corn on it?
No.

Is watermelon a berry?
No.

Do bats drink water?
Yes.

What colour was the purple piemans moustache?
Purple.

What colour are the Green Giants shoes?
Green.

Which one isn't a Care Bear- Cheer Bear, Wish Bear or Dumb Bear?
Dumb Bear.

What were Edmontosaurus, Dysalotosaurus and Sinosaurus?
Dinosaurs.

What does Invisible Kid's superpower allow him to become?
Invisible.

What do fish-eating bats eat?
Fish.

Do berries have stones?
No.

Does David Bowie have a glass eye?
No.

Can an NFL team score a rouge?
No.

What are stickers with shiny sparkles on top called?
Sparklies.

What are stickers that glow in the dark called?
Glowers.

What kind of stickers are filled with liquid?
Liquids.

What does a hiker watch out for when someone yells "Rock!"?
Falling Rocks.

CRAZY

Are there flying cups as well as flying saucers?
No.

What squash makes faces?
The Pumpkin.

What do anteaters eat for Dessert?
Ants.

What meows like a cat but doesn't have whiskers?
A Catbird.

What uses his chest as a dinner table?
An Otter.

What music tries to outrage people with its ugliness?
Punk Rock.

What is Superman's monkey called?
Supermonkey.

Do Ruffles have Bumps?
Yes.

Do Pobbles have toes?
No. (They're happier without them)

What hand is presented when giving a special guide handshake?
Left.

Which aren't tossed in competitions - boomerangs, cantaloupes or rubber boots?
Cantaloupes.

Whats a Smurf Train called?
A-Poppin' Train.

Whats the name of the sand that never gets wet?
Magic Sand.

ONES I GOT WRONG

Who are Lisa and Adam?
Micro-Computers.

What does Peter Rabbit catch the buttons of his jacket on while trying to escape from the garden?
A Gooseberry Bush Net.

Is a panda really a bear?
No.

How many vikings landed on Mars in 1976?
Two.

What mammal is the Unicorn of the Sea?
A Narwhal.

When do ballet shoes have no right or left feet?
When they're new.

What's the maximum number of pulls needed to decide the winner of a tug-of-war contest?
Three.

What's the name of Popeye's pet?
Eugene the Jeep.

How long is a moment?
One and a half minutes.

Which isn't a fish - an anchovy, a caper or a mullet?
Caper.

What causes the rattling sound when a muntjac runs?
It's Teeth.

Is Jaimie Lee Curtis of the Halloween movies a man or a woman?
A Woman.

DISTURBING

What has to be added to milk to turn it to into yogurt?
Bacteria.

Which of Ron Springfield's ears is all black?
The left.

In the 'Game of Life', how much does a player receive for a university scholarship?
$1,000.

What does Wee Willie Winkie wear when he runs through the town?
A Nightgown.

Does a giraffe have a voice?
Yes.

What does the Goosegirl tell her troubles to?
The Stove.

What does the red on a barbershop pole signify?
Blood.

What did Moses use to part the Red Sea?
His Rod.

AWSOME

Who would win a race from Edmonton to Calgary - a camel or an ostrich?
An Ostrich.

Who would win a race between a jaguar and a falcon?
A Falcon.

What animal can reach higher - an elephant or a giraffe?
A Giraffe.

Who jumps farther - a top skateboarder or a frog?
A Frog.

Who has the biggest eyes - the elephant or giant squid?
A giant squid.

Which mammal boasts the most nipples - the cat, horse or pig?
Pig.

Is a breakdancer who's "maxin" going all out or relaxing?
Relaxing.

Can lasers cut diamonds?
Yes.

Are there both green and blue lasers?
Yes.

How many feather earrings does Mr.T wear?
One.

Who drives the bus in a Mr.T game?
Mr. T.

What team does Mr. T play for?
The A-Team.

What did Moses use to part the Red Sea?
His Rod.