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THE CONTRIBUTORS:

Aaron Abrams | Justin Anderson | Liam Eagle | Enis Esmer | Kirk Gonnsen

Columns by Liam Eagle

01.20.03 Mass-Transit Contingency Planning

12.16.02 I Propose the Following Common-Sense Amendments to the Generally Accepted Morality Regarding Littering

12.09.02 Mostly-Critical Imaginary One-Sided Correspondence with People Riding on the Same Subway Car as Me

11.18.02 All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Maximum Security Prison

11.03.02 Pet Horoscopes

10.06.02 I Have a Few Suggestions About the Way You Intend to Spend Your Final Moments on Earth

09.22.02 Toronto Maple Leafs Fan Fiction; Game Seven Gut Check

09.08.02 My 10-Year-Old Sister Rates the Attractions at the Amusement Park Paramount Canada's Wonderland

08.25.02 The Climactic Scene from my Sci-Fi Action Adventure Chronosphere

08.11.02 The Clown is Funny; Eight Different Liams Offer Perspectives on Hilarity

07.21.02 Imagine if. . .

07.14.02 How to Pick Up Chicks Like Crazy and Score With Them All Over the Place

07.07.02 A Few of My Favourite Things, By Justin Anderson

06.30.02 Great News!

06.23.02 A "Sneak Peek" at Four Screenplays I've Been Working On

06.09.02 Alternative Time Travel Tourism Guide

05.26.02 Perfectly Reasonable Explanations for Seemingly Stupid Tattoos

05.20.02 First Date Cheat Sheet

05.12.02 Real Choreography for a Fictional Boy Band

05.05.02 Suggestions For A Struggling Baseball Franchise

04.28.02 A Personal History Told Through Car Euphemisms as Sexual Innuendo

04.21.02 Use Your Cannonball Run II

04.14.02 How I Would Approach a Fight With Mike Tyson

03.31.02 Wrath of the Futurebots

03.24.02 I'll Make You an Offer You May Well Refuse

03.17.02 Awkward Scenes From the Life of a Cowboy

03.10.02 The Opposite of Comedy

03.03.02 Other Threatening Things I'd Like to See Written on US Military Weaponry

02.24.02 What I Learned From the July 2001 Issue of Marie Claire Magazine, Which My Roommate's Girlfriend Left in Our Apartment
 


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