Did Anyone Catch the Olympics?

The Olympics, many would argue, are the greatest sporting event the world has to offer. Nothing else so captivates audiences around the world. Nothing else so perfectly embodies the true spirit of competition. And nothing else so sincerely portrays the love of the game than the world's greatest amateur athletes competing, without pay, for olympic gold.

So did anyone catch the Olympics? We totally forgot they were on. We had really been looking forward to the games for a few weeks. There were a couple of events that we were totally psyched about. Liam even made this sign that said "Can't Beat Cujo," for the men's hockey. But, like a couple of boneheads, we forgot.

See, Justin got this game for the PlayStation 2 called "Grand Theft Auto 3," and we were playing that. Dude, you totally have to see this game. It's crazy. You're like, this car thief guy, and you can totally kill anybody. Even old ladies and cops and stuff. You've got to see it.

So did anybody see what happened in the figure skating? Did something happen with the French judge? We heard that he was involved with Enron, or something. Is that true?

And how did Canada do in hockey? Liam was totally psyched to watch that. He had that sign and everything. We were going to ask some guys we saw wearing team Canada jerseys, but they looked a little rowdy and we got nervous.

And what's the deal with the biathalon? Like, skiing and shooting? What do those two activities have to do with one another?

Anyhow, if anybody happened to catch the Olympics, could you let us know what happened? And if you taped it, and you can lend us the tape, that would be totally sweet. Thanks.

The Editors,

Liam Eagle and Justin Anderson