Create-A-Fart

linked by Enis Esmer

You can have the fanciest humor Web site in the world but sometimes all it takes is a well-timed fart. Here is a Web site where you can make farts. The "bouquet" option doesn't really make sense since you can't smell them. Also, how can a fart be embarassingly long and barely noticeable? Besides that, the site is flawless.

(NOTE: in the "custom farts" section below the Elvis memorabilia banner, every time I clicked on a custom fart, an ad popped up. And what's with the link to the southern female rap compilation?)

The best ones are the queefs